The Perks Of Wedlock

What are the benefits that come with marriage? You can screw and get screwed whenever, wherever you want. You get someone to share the expenses with and of course the burden of chores! You can raise kids legitimately and prove to the world that you are not infertile. That’s practical, good.

From a different view, it allows you to cuddle with your love in those extremely chilly nights or sip lemonade on exceptionally warm days. It gives you the advantage of being your crazy self. Spilling food and tumbling utensils for those moments of togetherness comes unsaid. Now that’s what we call some real perks!

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