With every hair that is pulled out, a shriek escapes my mouth
Uggh I can’t curse, no matter the pain I still have to be couth
Is he even worth it? A question that revolves around my mind
And snap, there goes another round. “Ouch, lady please be kind”
I just have to be patient; the buttery skin is totally worth the pain
A hideous red clot appears on my smooth arm, is that my gain?
I walk back home dressed up in a mini skirt, baring my legs for him
As I see him in his shorts flaunting his hairy growth, he too needs a trim
Sparing the shouts that followed, this is the end result!